||[Feb. 10th, 2010|01:27 am]
Hello, I am Ashley. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and purchasing large quantities of concrete. I have been known to remodel Super Wal*Marts during my lunch hour, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees; I write award-winning operas; I manage time efficiently. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet graduated from college. More?
I like to stay private and those individuals that are already my friends on livejournal have come to realize exactly why I prefer to stay private. I like to talk bad about people when I'm annoyed, cuss, reveal steamy hook-ups, and confide in them with my never-ending drama.
You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does.
"My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle. And it's not just mine. Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too busy with their own. The beautiful ones. The popular ones. The guys that pick on you. Everyone. If you could hear what they were feeling. The loneliness. The confusion. It looks quiet down there. It's not. It's deafening."
-- Buffy "Earshot"
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